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[???]

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[YAWNS]

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Oh, boy.

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Uh, Jeannie.

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Jeannie, bedtime.

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Bottle time.

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You're going to bed
so early, master?

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Huh? Oh, yes.

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Yeah, I got a
rough day tomorrow.

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Those, uh, Russian
cosmonauts are coming in.

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Ah. Have a good sleep, master.

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I am going out.

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You're going out? Where?

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I have a date.

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Captain Healey is
going to pick me up

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in front of the public library.

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Now, now, wait a
minute. We've be...

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Been all through this before.

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You... You can't go
out with Captain Healey.

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He's turned in his wolf suit.
Ha-ha. He wants to marry you.

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Hm. I know. Yeah,
well, he can't.

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Why not? I am single.

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Yeah, well...

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you've been single
for 2000 years.

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Well, that is just it.

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I do not wish to be an old maid.

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All right, look, Jeannie.

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I-I can't let you do
this to my best friend.

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Uh... He's only
read Omar Khayy�m.

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You used to sit in his tent
and drink wine with him.

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Well, I would not be going
out with your best friend

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if I was married
to<i> his</i> best friend.

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Yes. Jeannie, we've
been through that too.

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Oh, there would be
many advantages

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to being married to me, master.

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For instance:

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Huh? Really?

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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What are you trying to prove?

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Well, this is the
biggest advantage of all.

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When you are old, I
will still look like this,

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and you will not have
to chase young girls.

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Huh? Oh. Ah! Ah!

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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All right, Jeannie. I'm
aware of the fringe benefits.

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But I'm not ready
to get married yet.

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[SIGHS] Oh, very well.

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I have waited for 2000 years.

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I suppose I can
wait a while longer.

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Well, sure you can.
In the meantime,

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you won't go out with
Captain Healey, right?

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If it will make you happy.

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And if you promise

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not to go out with other girls.

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Right. No other girls?

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I'm a bachelor.
Of course I'll go...

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Goodbye, master. You got a deal.

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In that case...

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[GIGGLES]

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Good night, master.

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[YAWNS]

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Even if I did marry her,

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how would I ever
get in that bottle?

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[???]

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[???]

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[???]

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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The general will
be right with you.

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Thank you, sergeant.

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Tony, you've got to
help me find Jeannie.

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She vanished
into thin air again.

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Well, I don't know
what I can do, Roge.

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I see her once and d-disappears.

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A woman just can't
vanish into a puff of smoke.

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Roger, with women,
logic will get you nowhere.

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Well, I'll tell you, I
got... I gotta find her.

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I'm going crazy. You see this...

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Look at that. Isn't that...?

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TONY: Hey, that's
a lot of carats.

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I was gonna put it on
her finger last night,

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but what does she do?

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She stands me up in
front of the public library.

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Well, if you want my
advice, you forget her.

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I don't want your
advice. I want Jeannie.

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Good morning, gentlemen.

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TONY: Good morning,
sir. ROGER: General.

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The Russian cosmonauts
are with Dr. Bellows now.

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They'll join us in a moment.

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The State Department has invited
Majors Posnofsky and Tiomkin

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here as a gesture of good will.

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They'll be staying at
my hotel for two days.

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You gentlemen will be their
hosts and entertain them.

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Uh, what type of entertainment
would you suggest, sir?

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Their stay will be brief,

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but we'd like them to leave
impressed with the flavor

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and the majesty
of our great country.

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So keep them away
from the Watusi festival

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and the strip joints.

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Good morning, gentlemen.

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Good morning, sir.

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ROGER: Colonel.

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Captain Nelson, Captain Healey.

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Major Tiomkin and
Major Posnofsky.

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How do you do?

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[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

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Thank you.

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Captain Healey and Capt.
Nelson will do everything

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to make your stay
a pleasant one.

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Captain Healey,

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you'll be in charge
of Major Posnofsky.

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Captain Nelson, Major Tiomkin.

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My pleasure, major.

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Mine too.

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GENERAL: I think it's about time

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for our tour around the
base, right, Dr. Bellows?

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The photographers
are waiting outside.

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Right this way.

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The press has been swarming

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for an interview
with you cosmonauts.

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[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

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Captain, I am
very direct person.

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From moment I see you,
I say, this cat is for me.

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Cat? <i>Da.</i>

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Oh. Oh, yes. Well...

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Uh, Major Tiomkin,
I... Sonya, big daddy.

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I'm sorry I have to leave
you alone tonight, Jeannie.

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Oh, I understand.

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You have this Major
Tiomkin to take care of.

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Yes. Yes, I certainly do.

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I would only be in the way.

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You, uh... You might, yeah.

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We'll probably spend the
evening discussing aerodynamics

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and playing chess.

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Well, I will stay home
and watch television.

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It is more fun than
a flying carpet.

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Ah. Good, good.

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Well... off to an
evening of chess.

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[GIGGLES]

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Master... Yeah?

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What does this Major
Tiomkin look like?

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Oh, you know, all
eyebrows, heavyset.

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Average Russian.

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[JEANNIE'S VOICE]
Something like this?

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Yeah.

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Well, yes.

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Uh, he has a little
more hair than that.

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Uh. Well, he
doesn't have a beard.

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Does he look like this?

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Well, you're getting
close, but, uh,

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his physique is
a little different.

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Like this...?

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's more like it, all right.

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[CHUCKLING]

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Jeannie. Please, I can explain.

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Well, there's
nothing to explain.

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You have broken your promise.

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N... I didn't break my promise.

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General Barkley
broke my promise.

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He ordered me to take out...

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Play chess? Huh?

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Huh. Which one of you
will make the first move?

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He gets his orders from
the State Department.

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Now, try to understand
why I have to take out Sonya.

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Mmm! Major Tiomkin.

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Of course, master.

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And please try to understand

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why I must go out
with Captain Healey.

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No... That's different.
Good night, master.

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You're being childish.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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That's, uh.. That's
General Barkley.

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At least get back in the
bottle until he's gone, please.

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Hm, very well.

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I would not want you in trouble.

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Thanks.

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Now, if it's not General
Barkley, I'm, uh...

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I'm gonna leave you in
there until you cool off.

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I'll let you out in...
two or three days.

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Would you cut that out, huh?

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Oh, hi, Roge.
Ready for the hands

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across the sea bit?

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TONY: Uh, yeah. Yup.

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ROGER: You better
grab a raincoat.

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Cocoa Beach is having
California weather.

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Oh. All right.

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Oh, boy, I tell you...

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Are you sure you don't have

191
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Jeannie's phone number
around here someplace?

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TONY: Positive.

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ROGER: You know, on my way here,

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I stopped by the library

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hoping she'd be there.

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I got a feeling I'm
going out of my mind.

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TONY: Look, Roge, you have
a little black book with names

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from Abigail to Zelda.
Forget about Jeannie.

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I can't forget her.
I'm gonna find her

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if I have to spend
the rest of my life

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standing in front
of the public library.

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Roge... Look, you got the girl.

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You're in a hurry. Yeah.

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It was wonderful night, Tony.

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I wish it could go on forever.

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We shake this cube, Posnofsky,

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00:09:06,562 --> 00:09:08,507
and then we really
kick it around,<i> nyet?</i>

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00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:11,896
Well, Sonya, I...
Ooh! Sly dog. What?

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Give me hour, and then we
scooby-dooby at my pad, eh?

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Why did she do that?

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Maybe she knew
what I was thinking.

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Yeah.

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Why don't you come
in. We'll have drink.

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<i>Nyet,</i> Sonya.

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Thank you, gentlemen,
for interesting evening.

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Good night.

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Yeah, as a matter of fact, I
have to be running along too.

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What's the rush?

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Well, I have to look in
on this friend of mine.

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When I left, uh, this
friend earlier this evening,

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he was, uh, rather upset.

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I'll see you
tomorrow. Good night.

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Good night, Captain Nelson.

224
00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:05,249
Captain, you have
American cigarette?

225
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,658
Amer-American cigarette?

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00:10:07,578 --> 00:10:08,778
[SIGHS]

227
00:10:11,897 --> 00:10:14,976
Oh, it's beautiful bottle.

228
00:10:14,873 --> 00:10:17,118
It's... It's in my raincoat,
but that's not my bottle.

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It's very unusual.

230
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,084
You really like it?

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Mm.

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Yours.

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00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,871
Oh, thank you.

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00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,937
Wait till I show this to
my friends in Russia.

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You Americans are very generous.

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Ah! Well, I better be going.

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I have to drop
in at the library.

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I'm looking for a
friend, and, uh...

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Marvelous. I'm
very sleepy myself.

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It's been such a long day.

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[YAWNS]

242
00:10:58,323 --> 00:11:00,323
[SOFT BIG BAND MUSIC
PLAYS ON STEREO]

243
00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:09,563
Jeannie.

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00:11:09,490 --> 00:11:10,722
Jeannie!

245
00:11:11,729 --> 00:11:13,396
Look what I brought you.

246
00:11:15,281 --> 00:11:16,779
Jeannie?

247
00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:19,922
Where is your bottle?

248
00:11:21,872 --> 00:11:22,882
Jeannie.

249
00:11:22,863 --> 00:11:24,374
Now, come on.
Stop kidding around.

250
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,680
I-I know you're angry, but...

251
00:11:26,607 --> 00:11:28,952
Look, darling, I-I... I
know you're angry at me.

252
00:11:28,879 --> 00:11:32,225
If you'll just come out,
I'll explain everything.

253
00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:34,822
Darling... come out,
wherever you are... Roger.

254
00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:36,179
Who are you talking to? Nobody.

255
00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:37,319
You call nobody "darling"?

256
00:11:37,294 --> 00:11:39,071
I was talking to myself.
You know how it is.

257
00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:40,299
You call yourself "darling."

258
00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:41,347
I know you love you, but...

259
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,668
What are you doing here anyway?

260
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,081
I figured out where
you might have

261
00:11:44,045 --> 00:11:45,389
Jeannie's number. Forget it!

262
00:11:45,357 --> 00:11:47,435
Remember when you wrote
phone numbers on the wall

263
00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:49,717
beside the kitchen phone?
That's new wallpaper there.

264
00:11:49,644 --> 00:11:50,955
We can rip it all off, see.

265
00:11:50,924 --> 00:11:52,902
I can't rip any wallpaper
down. I lost a bottle.

266
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:53,821
A bottle? A bottle!

267
00:11:53,804 --> 00:11:55,282
That's funny. I
found one tonight.

268
00:11:55,244 --> 00:11:56,253
Huh? You what?

269
00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:57,612
Yeah, it was about this high:

270
00:11:57,579 --> 00:11:59,023
Right out of Antiquesville.

271
00:11:58,987 --> 00:12:00,365
Yeah, yeah. That's it.

272
00:12:00,331 --> 00:12:01,708
Found it in my raincoat pocket.

273
00:12:01,674 --> 00:12:02,851
[SIGHS] Oh, Roge.

274
00:12:02,826 --> 00:12:04,270
You're a lifesaver.
Hand it over.

275
00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:06,446
Too late. Sonya liked
it, so I gave it to her.

276
00:12:06,378 --> 00:12:07,355
You what?

277
00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:08,681
Was there anything wrong there?

278
00:12:08,649 --> 00:12:09,994
Was there anything wrong?!

279
00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:12,321
That bottle's in the
hands of the Russians!

280
00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:15,081
Whoever has that
bottle can rule the world.

281
00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:36,237
Oh, I'm sorry.

282
00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:49,563
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

283
00:12:55,139 --> 00:12:57,579
I was sure you would come.

284
00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:02,251
I got home, Sonya, and I said...

285
00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:04,909
why fight it?

286
00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:09,751
I do not wish to fight.

287
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,642
Do you like to dance?

288
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,102
Crazy.

289
00:13:12,064 --> 00:13:14,104
[SLOW BIG BAND MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]

290
00:13:29,566 --> 00:13:33,813
Tonight is the memory
I take back to Russia.

291
00:13:33,662 --> 00:13:36,102
I won't forget tonight myself.

292
00:14:08,985 --> 00:14:11,219
You A-okay dancer.

293
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,424
I improvise as I go along.

294
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:19,012
[KNOCK AT DOOR]

295
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:21,234
[WHISPERING] It's
probably Posnofsky.

296
00:14:22,423 --> 00:14:23,755
[CLEARS THROAT]

297
00:14:30,677 --> 00:14:31,988
Oh, good evening.

298
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:33,268
Good evening, Major Tiomkin.

299
00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:35,416
I have tomorrow's
itinerary here for you.

300
00:14:35,349 --> 00:14:36,727
Captain Nelson, you still here?

301
00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:38,505
Oh, yes, yes. I
was just leaving, sir.

302
00:14:38,453 --> 00:14:40,297
But Captain Nelson,
you've just come back.

303
00:14:40,244 --> 00:14:41,588
Just come back? Where were you?

304
00:14:41,556 --> 00:14:43,133
Sir... I had to look
in on a sick friend.

305
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,536
As a matter of
fact, I better go see

306
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,278
how this friend of
mine is doing right now.

307
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:47,272
Oh, please.

308
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:49,618
We still have so
much to talk about.

309
00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:54,250
Oh, well... No, I'd
really better be running.

310
00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:56,140
This friend of mine
could kick up quite a fuss.

311
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:59,896
But the evening
is just beginning.

312
00:14:59,762 --> 00:15:01,306
My bottle.

313
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,509
You're taking my bottle.

314
00:15:02,481 --> 00:15:03,759
Well... You took her bottle?

315
00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:04,840
Uh, no, sir. No, sir.

316
00:15:04,817 --> 00:15:06,094
Captain Healey gave it to her.

317
00:15:06,065 --> 00:15:07,042
It's really my bottle.

318
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:08,002
Well, if it's yours,

319
00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:09,829
I consider it even
more precious gift.

320
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:10,754
[CHUCKLES] Oh, well,

321
00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:11,980
it's not exactly a gift.

322
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,464
Give her back
the bottle, captain.

323
00:15:13,425 --> 00:15:15,302
I can't, sir. I... We'll
buy you another one.

324
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,525
Sonya, I'd love to give
it, but it's an heirloom.

325
00:15:17,455 --> 00:15:19,200
It's been in the
family for generations.

326
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,862
You do not come
back to see Sonya.

327
00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:22,359
You come back for bottle. No.

328
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:24,864
Well, if that's how Americans
treat their guests, keep it.

329
00:15:24,783 --> 00:15:27,303
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.

330
00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:30,256
Give her back
the bottle! Oh, sir.

331
00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:31,967
Our government would
consider it an honor

332
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,762
if you would keep
the bottle. It wouldn't.

333
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,587
Believe me, it
wouldn't. I'm not...

334
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,411
Captain Nelson, I'd
like a word with you.

335
00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:38,700
Yes, but... Good night, major.

336
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:40,769
Sonya... Major. Hey!

337
00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,183
Capitalist!

338
00:16:06,537 --> 00:16:09,482
They warned me
about American vodka.

339
00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:11,629
You are my new
mistress, master...

340
00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:12,736
My new master, mistress.

341
00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:14,378
Oh! It talks.

342
00:16:16,712 --> 00:16:19,379
I am at your command. You
may have anything you wish.

343
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,282
I-I wish I don't drink
so much vodka.

344
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:25,618
Who are you?

345
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,685
I am your genie.

346
00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:29,807
Whoever has the
bottle commands me.

347
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:32,180
It's practical joke.

348
00:16:32,101 --> 00:16:34,713
It is true.

349
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:37,074
I can grant you any wish.

350
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,663
Any wish?

351
00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:45,559
[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

352
00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:52,128
[WHISPERING] I test you.

353
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,611
Make Captain Nelson
kick General Barkley.

354
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,467
Oh, no, master.

355
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,694
You would not want to do that.

356
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,377
Can you do it? Well,
of course I can...

357
00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:00,907
Do it.

358
00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:03,767
Oh, forgive me, ex-master.

359
00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:07,089
Yes, sir. Doctor,
you can understand...

360
00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:13,053
You kicked a general!

361
00:17:12,927 --> 00:17:14,772
No, no, I didn't,
sir. Well, I...

362
00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:17,031
I-I know it looked
like I did, but I...

363
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:18,736
You see, it's the foot
at the end of the leg.

364
00:17:18,686 --> 00:17:20,431
You see, I haven't
been able to control it

365
00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:21,692
since I walked in space.

366
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:22,639
He did it.

367
00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:23,598
[GASPS]

368
00:17:23,581 --> 00:17:24,693
Just so I am sure,

369
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,435
make him kick Dr. Bellows.

370
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:30,702
Oh, I'm sorry, ex-master.

371
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,116
I was just...

372
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,500
Well, there goes
that foot again.

373
00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:39,549
GENERAL: Dr. Bellows,

374
00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:42,294
I want you to give this man a
complete examination tomorrow.

375
00:17:42,203 --> 00:17:44,115
And if there's nothing
wrong with him,

376
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,371
he's mine. All mine.

377
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,845
But, sir, I-I... Good
night, captain!

378
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:52,609
Good night, sir. Uh... Hm.

379
00:17:52,474 --> 00:17:54,941
Doctor, I'm sure there's
an e-explanation...

380
00:17:56,889 --> 00:17:58,066
Sonya. Hey, Sonya, wait.

381
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,852
Wait a minute, Sonya.

382
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:01,745
Hey.

383
00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:03,233
Let me in, huh?
I'll tell you what.

384
00:18:03,193 --> 00:18:04,637
I'll give you $100
for the bottle.

385
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,711
[KNOCKING] Sonya? Let me in.

386
00:18:06,648 --> 00:18:08,126
You can do anything?

387
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,732
Anything. TONY: Major!

388
00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:12,007
Oh, boy, are we in business.

389
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:18,761
Yes, thank you.

390
00:18:18,742 --> 00:18:20,408
[SNIFFS]

391
00:18:22,037 --> 00:18:24,383
What do you mean, she's
on her way to the airport?

392
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,921
Major Tiomkin wasn't
scheduled to leave until tonight.

393
00:18:26,837 --> 00:18:29,583
Sergeant, why wasn't I informed
about this change in plans?

394
00:18:29,493 --> 00:18:30,570
Huh?

395
00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:32,626
All right, all
right. Never mind.

396
00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:34,209
Jeannie... wherever you are,

397
00:18:34,165 --> 00:18:37,411
if you can do any moonlighting,
grant me this one last favor.

398
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,745
Get me to the airport on time.

399
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:40,645
Sir.

400
00:18:40,628 --> 00:18:41,705
Now, captain,

401
00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:44,529
you and I are going to
have a nice, long talk.

402
00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:45,878
Could we talk
a little later, sir?

403
00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:47,019
I'm on my way to the airport.

404
00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:51,275
You're on your way
to a court-martial.

405
00:18:51,122 --> 00:18:54,468
Unless I have your
full cooperation.

406
00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:57,354
Now... let's start
at the beginning.

407
00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,312
As you know, captain,

408
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,559
I've had you under
observation for several months.

409
00:19:01,489 --> 00:19:03,501
I'll only be an hour,
sir. I'll be right back.

410
00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,085
To date, you've
had hallucinations,

411
00:19:05,999 --> 00:19:08,044
you've heard voices...

412
00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:11,196
And now you seem
to have a bottle fetish.

413
00:19:11,087 --> 00:19:12,764
For all these things,

414
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,696
you've had dubious explanations.

415
00:19:14,638 --> 00:19:15,615
Half an hour?

416
00:19:15,598 --> 00:19:17,743
But there is no explanation

417
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,223
for striking a fellow officer.

418
00:19:19,182 --> 00:19:20,726
No. I know that, sir.

419
00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:24,032
That is the ultimate
in irrational behavior.

420
00:19:23,918 --> 00:19:24,984
I know that.

421
00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:27,563
Bless you.

422
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,534
You better watch
that foot, doctor.

423
00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:51,264
Flight 439 to Berlin.
Has it taken off yet?

424
00:19:51,177 --> 00:19:52,457
There she goes.

425
00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:01,093
We've lost.

426
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,298
The Russians have the bottle.

427
00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:14,044
[SIGHS]

428
00:20:14,022 --> 00:20:16,367
Roger, will you
forget about Jeannie?

429
00:20:16,294 --> 00:20:19,374
N... I mean, just
consider her gone.

430
00:20:19,271 --> 00:20:21,215
No. I mean, really gone.

431
00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:22,769
For good. [DOORBELL RINGS]

432
00:20:22,726 --> 00:20:25,206
There's somebody at the
door. I-I'll talk to you later.

433
00:20:29,572 --> 00:20:30,572
Yes, miss.

434
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,900
Sonya.

435
00:20:35,075 --> 00:20:39,444
Formerly Sonya
Tiomkin. Now Betsy Ross.

436
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:43,070
Oh. Betsy Ross? Yes.

437
00:20:42,979 --> 00:20:47,026
This bottle made me
what I always wanted to be:

438
00:20:46,882 --> 00:20:49,126
wealthy American.

439
00:20:49,057 --> 00:20:51,369
Ah. I think I understand.

440
00:20:51,297 --> 00:20:54,743
Well. Well, welcome
aboard, Betsy.

441
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,270
I-I can guess why you're here.

442
00:20:56,225 --> 00:20:57,468
You have everything you want,

443
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,418
and you want to
return the bottle, right?

444
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,972
Yes, it's true.

445
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:04,841
I have villa on the Riviera,
a mansion in Beverly Hills.

446
00:21:04,704 --> 00:21:08,183
My chauffeur's waiting
outside in my Rolls Royce.

447
00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:09,908
But that's not
everything I want.

448
00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:11,399
Yeah... What else is there?

449
00:21:11,358 --> 00:21:13,170
You.

450
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:14,462
Wh... Me?

451
00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:15,641
I'll make you a deal.

452
00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:17,725
You marry me, I give you bottle.

453
00:21:17,661 --> 00:21:19,773
Uh... Ma-marry you?

454
00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:21,487
Well... Well, I can't marry you.

455
00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:25,151
I mean, uh... Well, I want
Jeannie back desperately,

456
00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:26,732
but marriage is
out of the question.

457
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,763
Too bad. You, me and bottle

458
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,144
could have had the world.

459
00:21:30,108 --> 00:21:31,519
Yeah, please, uh...

460
00:21:31,484 --> 00:21:34,863
At least, may I say
goodbye to Jeannie?

461
00:21:34,747 --> 00:21:36,858
Why not. But no tricks.

462
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,115
All right. No tricks.

463
00:21:43,546 --> 00:21:45,324
Oh, ex-master, darling.

464
00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:47,085
I thought I would
never see you again.

465
00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,112
I thought I'd never see
you again either, Jeannie.

466
00:21:49,049 --> 00:21:50,694
There's so much I want to say.

467
00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:52,761
Oh, there's so
much I want to hear.

468
00:21:52,697 --> 00:21:56,510
Uh, Betsy... Sonya.

469
00:21:56,376 --> 00:21:59,422
May I, uh, speak to
Jeannie alone, please?

470
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,697
All right.

471
00:22:00,664 --> 00:22:02,575
But I keep bottle here.

472
00:22:02,519 --> 00:22:03,696
Hurry it up.

473
00:22:03,671 --> 00:22:05,416
I want her tell me
who wins daily double

474
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,967
at Hialeah tomorrow. Yeah.

475
00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:21,252
I'm gonna miss
you terribly, Jeannie.

476
00:22:21,204 --> 00:22:23,004
Oh, and I'm going
to miss you, master.

477
00:22:24,725 --> 00:22:28,071
I never realized just
how much I missed you...

478
00:22:27,956 --> 00:22:28,932
until this happened.

479
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,594
You would like me to stay?

480
00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:34,194
Of course I w... You
mean, you could?

481
00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:35,712
If she frees me.

482
00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:38,379
Well, you heard what she said.

483
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:41,302
She's not gonna free you, and...

484
00:22:41,202 --> 00:22:42,480
I can't marry her, Jeannie.

485
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:44,684
If you want to
keep me, you must.

486
00:22:52,657 --> 00:22:55,702
Sonya... I've changed my mind.

487
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,679
If you haven't changed
yours, I'll marry you.

488
00:22:58,575 --> 00:23:02,577
Darling. I'm going to
make you very happy.

489
00:23:04,207 --> 00:23:05,552
We'll fly to Mexico.

490
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,864
We'll be married before sunup.

491
00:23:06,831 --> 00:23:08,575
Oh, wonderful!

492
00:23:08,527 --> 00:23:10,304
And we can leave that there.

493
00:23:10,254 --> 00:23:12,988
Anything you say, darling. Oh.

494
00:23:21,228 --> 00:23:22,427
Stay there.

495
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,664
What's gonna happen
when she finds out

496
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,797
she's married a phony Tony?

497
00:23:29,771 --> 00:23:32,650
Oh, I do not care,
master, darling.

498
00:23:32,555 --> 00:23:34,500
As long as I have the real one.

499
00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:39,100
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